Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem



Tarquin was laying it out straight:

"I wanted to use this situation to weed out the snakes in the grass plotting against me. I didn't expect Gideon to come knocking; that's on me, I apologize. When Elysia comes out, I'll make it up to her too."

The kids pouted but didn't push the conversation further.

The check-up was over, and Elysia emerged.

Her four boys dashed over, "Mommy!"Original content from NôvelDrama.Org.

Elysia had calmed down by then, though her mind was buzzing with thoughts about the medical bills.

Seeing her kids brought her joy,

"Elliot, Evan, Emmett, Elijah, what brings you guys here?"

"We were worried about you, Mom. How are you feeling? Are you okay?"

Elysia's face softened, "Mommy's fine, don't you worry, just a few scratches."

The little ones looked up at her with furrowed brows and identical expressions of concern.

Elysia laughed heartily,

"What did Mommy always tell you? If it doesn't affect your eating or sleeping, it's nothing to sweat over. Life's big deals are eating and sleeping. As long as those aren't affected, no worries, stay positive."

Tarquin stood aside, listening to her impart 'wisdom'.

He thought her logic was flawed, but upon reflection, couldn't find fault with it.

Eating and sleeping, the simplest yet most crucial activities. Anything affecting either could lead to serious consequences.

Not being able to eat or sleep usually means serious illness!

Watching her comfort the kids, Tarquin pondered for a moment before sincerely apologizing,

"Today's mess was my fault, I'm sorry."

Elysia quickly countered,

"It's not your fault. It's your crazy relatives who should be apologizing. And don't forget to ask them for the medical bills at dinner tonight! They shouldn't get off easy!"

"...Can you even make it tonight?"

"Of course, I can! And I will go there with my head held high! Let's go home and change into our battle gear!"

Blossom had said, if you're going to infiltrate the enemy, you've got to stand tall!

First off, she needed to let the Bradford clan, those women who badmouthed Elijah behind his back, know that Elijah now had a mommy to protect him!

Secondly, she had to show them that Elijah's mommy was no pushover.

Ordinary, yes, but not someone who shrinks back at the first sign of trouble, no easy target!

She had to let them know, a mother's love is fierce; for Elijah, she would fight to the end. Anyone who disagrees, bring it on!

Tarquin had no clue what Elysia meant by "battle gear," but he followed her home.

The house had been cleaned.

A new vase, filled with fresh flowers, was placed on the TV stand.

The sofa covers were also new, identical to the old ones.

It was hard to tell that a fight had taken place here not too long ago.

Elysia directed the kids, "It's getting late, let's change into new clothes now. You four will wear these today."

Thanks to some extra funds, Elysia had bought each child three new outfits.

One for today, another for New Year's Day, and the last for the mid-month celebration.

The kids, upon receiving their instructions, took their clothes and went to their rooms.

Elysia then pulled out Tarquin's outfit, "This is yours, change in the study or bathroom."

Tarquin asked, "What did you buy for me?"

"A good selection, both inner and outer wear. You'll see," she replied before retreating to her bedroom and closing the door.

Tarquin, carrying the clothes, headed to the study, eyebrows knitted in worry.